Hello!! This is a random joke I koped from my friend. (:

A long time ago, there was this bus conductor. One day, he was driving on a road and he knocked down an old man. The old man was killed.So, the bus conductor was sentenced to the death penalty. On the day of his execution, he was placed on an electric chair. He was supposed to be electrocuted to death.
The executor asked: "You have killed *** at *** on ***. Do you have any last wish?" The bus conductor pointed to the lunchbox on the table and said "I want the green banana in your lunchbox."So the executor granted his wish. He ate the banana and was electrocuted. But he didn't die.

At that time, if the criminal didn't die, he or she was free to go. So the bus driver was released. He went to apply to become a bus conductor, killed another old man and was sentenced to the death penalty again.
Executor: It's you again. We have used extra current to ensure that you die. Any last wish.
Bus conductor: I want the green banana in your lunch box.
Executor gave him the green banana. After the bus conductor ate the banana, the executor activated the electric chair.But the bus conductor didn't die.
The executor asked with disbelief, "Is there something to do with the green banana?"
Bus conductor: No. It's because I am a bad conductor.

HAHAHAHA. I think I have just wasted a minute of your time.