HAPPY SQUAD

HEYHEYHEY
THIS IS THE REAL SHINYI HERE! SHINYI NOT SHINIYI! YEA I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HS WAS TALKING ABOUT. ANYONE WANNA ENLIGHTEN ME?

ANW I AM HERE TO SAY
I AM A QUALIFIED FA AGAIN! the 2 day first aid course was toturous cause we've learnt it all before. and they just ripped it out of the manual. my butt is aching and i think its secretly growing fatter. :/ So now if you are injured, i am qualified to save you again! WAHAHAHHAHAHA! arent yall honoured?!

Okay..
I just realised i've not visited steffihuang's blog for 1million years. (btw, steffi's cousin was in the same course as me. So cool. Does steffi come here? STEFFI I WAS IN THE SAME COURSE AS YOUR COUSIN! THE ONE AT MDIS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!)
Hehehe. Anw steffihuang's blogskin was the one my pw group ummm used for our website! hahahaha. so qiao. i have no idea why am i calling steffihuang steffihuang. It feels weird.

Let me update yall on my life
NEW HEART IS A COOL SHOW CAUSE THE DOCTOR CUTS OPEN THE PATIENT AND YOU CAN SEE THE HEART (though i think they used a pig's heart for the show). And the male leading actor is the SHUAIGE FROM SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME. OMGGGG. hahahaha.

Alsoalsoalos. Detective conan is quite a nice comic to read. Quite scary

OH BLOODY MONDAY ALSO. THE GUY IS SUPER UBER SMART. not shuai though but at least he is smart!

What have yall been doing huh? MUGGING ISSIT? oh no i havent mug yet. :/ help? SOMEONE MOTIVATE ME MAN! ROARSSS.

Hello!! This is a random joke I koped from my friend. (:

A long time ago, there was this bus conductor. One day, he was driving on a road and he knocked down an old man. The old man was killed.So, the bus conductor was sentenced to the death penalty. On the day of his execution, he was placed on an electric chair. He was supposed to be electrocuted to death.
The executor asked: "You have killed *** at *** on ***. Do you have any last wish?" The bus conductor pointed to the lunchbox on the table and said "I want the green banana in your lunchbox."So the executor granted his wish. He ate the banana and was electrocuted. But he didn't die.

At that time, if the criminal didn't die, he or she was free to go. So the bus driver was released. He went to apply to become a bus conductor, killed another old man and was sentenced to the death penalty again.
Executor: It's you again. We have used extra current to ensure that you die. Any last wish.
Bus conductor: I want the green banana in your lunch box.
Executor gave him the green banana. After the bus conductor ate the banana, the executor activated the electric chair.But the bus conductor didn't die.
The executor asked with disbelief, "Is there something to do with the green banana?"
Bus conductor: No. It's because I am a bad conductor.

HAHAHAHA. I think I have just wasted a minute of your time.

SQUADMATES, UPDATE ME ABOUT YOUR LIVES!

But first, I shall introduce my new found boyfriends :D